hiya kiddies,
I'm back, yeah yeah I know.... for how long Mister Bloggerman??? Hey, we'll see....
Thursday nite, dart nite... I'm at the bar and well it's dart nite, so I'm playing darts.
Oh and there's beer and girls... yepper, girls, I notice them more now, not that I didn't notice them then, it's just being single and all.
Well, some say I'm not single, I'm legally separated whatever...
I ain't us and we ain't we so I'm guessin that makes it me and a me is single cause a me doesn't an us make...
There are some very cute girls that dart with us, that's us the dart league, not us as me and someone else... or someone else and I or me...
One gal, I think her butt was hungry cause it was devouring the seam of her jeans.. in a nice way.. in a nice ass way.... as in a wow look at the ass way.... yeah, so anyway..
There was drinking involved...
From darts I want to another bar, my new bar for a beer or two but not out late as I had work in the morn...
One of my fave bartenders was on my side of the bar looking all hot and stuff, chatting up a couple of guys or was that the other way around...
After a bit she said she was going and good bye, I thought, I should catch a ride, I didn't and here's where the fun starts... well not right here but shortly after....
I have another brew or two I head home as it's 1030 and I have to be up 5, walk doggie dog and get to work..
I say my good byes and head out, I'm buzzed but no prob as I'm going home..
There's a bar on my way home, well several but this is the one that is just down the street from home.
I stop in for 1, there's people there that know me. We chat, am introduced to his fiance.
She's cute 23 he's 35.. what the fk??? Another gal knows me, by name even, she the bartender from bowling, rumor has it she goes the other way, not that there's anything wrong with that, just saying..
soooo here's where the fun starts...
Some how we're talking about tattoos and bowling bartender has a bunch and she's showing them and there's piercings too, a nose thing that is there and then it's not, and I'm lost as to how it comes and goes. <~~~~~ nice sentence....
Ready??? So I say to miss 23 and bowlingbartender gal that I'd like to play connect the tats with her tattoos using my tongue, to which miss 23 says she does too, huh? Yeah, I want a threesome she says, I look at him and say to her, he's not my type. I want another girl, miss23 says. soooo back to tattooed bowlingbartender girl we turn and I say to miss23, you start at one end and I'll start at the other and we'll meet in the middle. She, they, the girls smile and we agree that would be fun... More witty banter, closing time, oh man I'm not getting much sleep tonite.
We all go our separate ways, them and me. Although I did get a squishiehooter from bowlingbartender gal... wink wink
wow, things a different now, young girls picking up older guys, this being single thing might be fun after all...
see ya's
Sunday, April 4, 2010
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Friday, August 28, 2009
what's up with that...
so
anyway
yeah I've been around
just not posting
reading the real bloggers blogs
not writing
no one stops by anyway
or if they do they don't say they were here
yeah so anyway she says she wants to be by herself, happier alone...
leaving
moving out
and I'm here alone
me and the dog
and she's alone, all by herself
living with her brother and his family
boy, you talk about empty nest
this is it
anyway
yeah I've been around
just not posting
reading the real bloggers blogs
not writing
no one stops by anyway
or if they do they don't say they were here
yeah so anyway she says she wants to be by herself, happier alone...
leaving
moving out
and I'm here alone
me and the dog
and she's alone, all by herself
living with her brother and his family
boy, you talk about empty nest
this is it
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
march 15th
went up to visit Steph sunday
took up a case of beer for other visitors
she has 4 new neighbors
sat awhile
should have brought a chair
the ground was damp
not bad though
my ass didn't get wet wet
I sat there
thinking
talking
remembering
listening
it's a rather noisy place
beside the cars from the near by highway
geese
crows
birds
there was deer poop to
I'm still mad
I'm still sad
why us
why her
also
there's plenty of math to do there
ya know the other head stones
born on dates
end on dates
years in between
yep
plenty of things to do at the cemetery
took up a case of beer for other visitors
she has 4 new neighbors
sat awhile
should have brought a chair
the ground was damp
not bad though
my ass didn't get wet wet
I sat there
thinking
talking
remembering
listening
it's a rather noisy place
beside the cars from the near by highway
geese
crows
birds
there was deer poop to
I'm still mad
I'm still sad
why us
why her
also
there's plenty of math to do there
ya know the other head stones
born on dates
end on dates
years in between
yep
plenty of things to do at the cemetery
Monday, March 2, 2009
taters
I work with this guy I call Dan, I call him that cuz that's his name.
He used to work with me, still does just a different job, but back in the day we did the same job. The job we did is called scalping ingots, we ran, operated a Scalper, huge milling machine, planer if you will.... I still do.
any ways
some where along he line he picked up or was given the nickname spud or tater. which because of his job..... wait for it... he became "scalped tater"..
funny huh?
anyways
we have here a program where if your kid is going to college they can get hired on as a summer help.. sumare and sumaren't.. hahaha
anyways
Dans son got a summer help job and if you haven't guessed yet he was called.... wait for it.... tatter tot....
anyways
a few years later his daughter got a summer help job and seeing how we already had tatter tot, she became..... sweet tatter..
and when they were all together in the breakroom... we had tatter salad...
the things one thinks of when one is hungry...
so how are things in your world?
He used to work with me, still does just a different job, but back in the day we did the same job. The job we did is called scalping ingots, we ran, operated a Scalper, huge milling machine, planer if you will.... I still do.
any ways
some where along he line he picked up or was given the nickname spud or tater. which because of his job..... wait for it... he became "scalped tater"..
funny huh?
anyways
we have here a program where if your kid is going to college they can get hired on as a summer help.. sumare and sumaren't.. hahaha
anyways
Dans son got a summer help job and if you haven't guessed yet he was called.... wait for it.... tatter tot....
anyways
a few years later his daughter got a summer help job and seeing how we already had tatter tot, she became..... sweet tatter..
and when they were all together in the breakroom... we had tatter salad...
the things one thinks of when one is hungry...
so how are things in your world?
Sunday, March 1, 2009
the thoughts of a rock... if rocks thought
I was walking the dog the other day, cuz that's what you do when you have a dog, walk him, lots....
which gives one lots of time to think, depending on the length of the walk = how much thinking time there is...
anyways
the days before said walk it was cold again, 10 to 15 degrees and the landing, between the breakwall and the land was froze over again.. and I noticed some kids playing around down there.... and the day of said walk there is a rock on the ice...
anyways
here's where the thinking whilst walking comes in..
anyways
the rock:
what the??
I'm flying, I'm FLYING... weeeeEEEeeeee
shit, I'm falling ... I'm fallllLLLlling
clunk...
clunk?? what the hell is clunk??
I've thumped, thudded, bounced... never clunked..
so where am I??
nice view though, I can see every which way and a long way, too
ohhh the sun feels nice..
wait, why is my bottom cold, why is there ice on my bottom???
I've had ice on my top but never my bottom, whatever the sun feels nice and warming...
huh, now what, why is my bottom wet, it's not raining?? aahhh boy the sun feels nice..
wait, think, ice, wet, sun, warm
wet, sun, warm, ice
sun, warm, ice, wet
huh??? sun warm ice wet??
wait
where am I??
land,
land,
land,
breakwall
land, land, land, breakwall????
I'm on the ICE and ice is frozen water and that means I'M ON THE WATER
shit
shit shit shit
and the sun is warming me melting the ice between me and the WATER!!
no
no no no
sun sun go away,
don't come back any other day,
cause it's here I want to stay,
not under water,
no fucking way.....
plunk
oh man, fish poop down here
which gives one lots of time to think, depending on the length of the walk = how much thinking time there is...
anyways
the days before said walk it was cold again, 10 to 15 degrees and the landing, between the breakwall and the land was froze over again.. and I noticed some kids playing around down there.... and the day of said walk there is a rock on the ice...
anyways
here's where the thinking whilst walking comes in..
anyways
the rock:
what the??
I'm flying, I'm FLYING... weeeeEEEeeeee
shit, I'm falling ... I'm fallllLLLlling
clunk...
clunk?? what the hell is clunk??
I've thumped, thudded, bounced... never clunked..
so where am I??
nice view though, I can see every which way and a long way, too
ohhh the sun feels nice..
wait, why is my bottom cold, why is there ice on my bottom???
I've had ice on my top but never my bottom, whatever the sun feels nice and warming...
huh, now what, why is my bottom wet, it's not raining?? aahhh boy the sun feels nice..
wait, think, ice, wet, sun, warm
wet, sun, warm, ice
sun, warm, ice, wet
huh??? sun warm ice wet??
wait
where am I??
land,
land,
land,
breakwall
land, land, land, breakwall????
I'm on the ICE and ice is frozen water and that means I'M ON THE WATER
shit
shit shit shit
and the sun is warming me melting the ice between me and the WATER!!
no
no no no
sun sun go away,
don't come back any other day,
cause it's here I want to stay,
not under water,
no fucking way.....
plunk
oh man, fish poop down here
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