god golfs on fridays and I forgot my lunch

We had our Friday play date, with Ell, Ant and Sky at my sisters house, pizza and beer... the beer was for us big people, sodas for the other three. She went and picked up the pizza and saved us about 7 bucks... geeesh 7 bucks to deliver 6 blocks that's crap... anyway, Ell was done with her slice first and ready to play, so the other 2 said they were done too after only eating 1/2 of theirs. To which I stated that no one's going anywhere til' everyone was done, at that time Ant forgot he was done and asked for more. I grabbed 2 for me with another beer and started idle chit chat to keep everybody at the table so Sky would finish at least 1 piece, mission accomplished. I think I ended up eating 6 pieces. Pizza is diet food isn't it??
After having such a well balanced dinner I thought a walk would be in order and before said walk we would all go the the bathroom one at a time Ant first. Ant proudly let us know that he pooped, ah to be 3 again.
As we walked we talked, there's Lupas house, there's Sky's mothers apartment house way before Sky. That car's from California, that house has lots of yard toys, there's a nice mail box, hey look at that bird house. As we were coming to the church I asked if anyone thought if God was home Ant replied no God wasn't home tonight cause he was golfing. God golfs on Friday nites, who knew and according to Ant he goes bowling after golf. Other things we saw on our walk were where a racecar driver lives, a canoe on a garage, some nice flowers, the neighborhood watchdog, good times.

I have to work again tonight, OT. I grabbed my bag for my shower after work and headed out all he while thinking I forgot something. Sunglasses check, keys check, good shirt for church check, I'm on my way. Now we have a bridge closed for repairs and there is only 1 other one to get to the eastside where I have to go. I pull up up to the light in line four cars back, a little old lady is trying to pull out of a store there on the corner and she wants to go left too so now she has both southbound lanes blocked. There is also another gal wanting to do the same thing so now there are two cars blocking both lanes and I am also in the south bound lane to turn left. After the light changes for the second time and nobody moving, I change lanes, drive into and out of the parking lot and am first in line to got straight. I go up a block, pull in on side of hairdressers driveway and out the other, get back up to the light which has a turn right arrow and make my now right turn onto the bridge which was a left turn coming from the other way and the little old lady is still sitting there holding everyone up.
The rest of the ride way uneventful, I get to work, reach for gym bag and my lunch oopsie now I know what I forgot, my lunch, I get hungry just thinking about not having anything to eat all night. oh well, sux to be me, I guess I'll have to buy a cookie and coke, more health food.