Sunday, April 4, 2010

hello again old friend

hiya kiddies,

I'm back, yeah yeah I know.... for how long Mister Bloggerman??? Hey, we'll see....
Thursday nite, dart nite... I'm at the bar and well it's dart nite, so I'm playing darts.
Oh and there's beer and girls... yepper, girls, I notice them more now, not that I didn't notice them then, it's just being single and all.
Well, some say I'm not single, I'm legally separated whatever...
I ain't us and we ain't we so I'm guessin that makes it me and a me is single cause a me doesn't an us make...
There are some very cute girls that dart with us, that's us the dart league, not us as me and someone else... or someone else and I or me...
One gal, I think her butt was hungry cause it was devouring the seam of her jeans.. in a nice way.. in a nice ass way.... as in a wow look at the ass way.... yeah, so anyway..
There was drinking involved...
From darts I want to another bar, my new bar for a beer or two but not out late as I had work in the morn...
One of my fave bartenders was on my side of the bar looking all hot and stuff, chatting up a couple of guys or was that the other way around...
After a bit she said she was going and good bye, I thought, I should catch a ride, I didn't and here's where the fun starts... well not right here but shortly after....
I have another brew or two I head home as it's 1030 and I have to be up 5, walk doggie dog and get to work..
I say my good byes and head out, I'm buzzed but no prob as I'm going home..
There's a bar on my way home, well several but this is the one that is just down the street from home.
I stop in for 1, there's people there that know me. We chat, am introduced to his fiance.
She's cute 23 he's 35.. what the fk??? Another gal knows me, by name even, she the bartender from bowling, rumor has it she goes the other way, not that there's anything wrong with that, just saying..
soooo here's where the fun starts...
Some how we're talking about tattoos and bowling bartender has a bunch and she's showing them and there's piercings too, a nose thing that is there and then it's not, and I'm lost as to how it comes and goes. <~~~~~ nice sentence....
Ready??? So I say to miss 23 and bowlingbartender gal that I'd like to play connect the tats with her tattoos using my tongue, to which miss 23 says she does too, huh? Yeah, I want a threesome she says, I look at him and say to her, he's not my type. I want another girl, miss23 says. soooo back to tattooed bowlingbartender girl we turn and I say to miss23, you start at one end and I'll start at the other and we'll meet in the middle. She, they, the girls smile and we agree that would be fun... More witty banter, closing time, oh man I'm not getting much sleep tonite.
We all go our separate ways, them and me. Although I did get a squishiehooter from bowlingbartender gal... wink wink
wow, things a different now, young girls picking up older guys, this being single thing might be fun after all...
see ya's